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Hillary Marek's avatar

This brought me joy. It would be cool if it also brought me a sandwich. Just saying.

Justin Zimmer's avatar

Sorry, my rhymes shiver but don't deliver.

Hillary Marek's avatar

Bwahahahaaaa omg that's fucking gold!!! Put that on a Tshirt and I'll buy two!!

Justin Zimmer's avatar

I warned you: https://justin-zimmer.myspreadshop.com/my+rhymes+may+shiver2?idea=693aeeb53c285b0e6a1f69bf

(Disclaimer: You understand I'm rarely serious about anything and don't actually expect you to buy my swag.)

Justin Zimmer's avatar

You asked for it. (I’ve had a Spreadshirt account for over 15 years I just remembered—we’ll see if they approve my design.)

Gary L Taylor's avatar

Fantastic. Made me smile a lot. Great stuff.

Justin Zimmer's avatar

Thanks, the smiles are the reward.

Castor K Pollux's avatar

this reminded me of those 90s rap tracks. This was hilarious!! 😂

Justin Zimmer's avatar

Yeah, I had Mixalot and Shock G in my head when I was working through it.

Laura B Writing in the Shadows's avatar

This is sooooooo good! 😂 thank you for creating this! 🔥

Justin Zimmer's avatar

😁 Thanks, this is how I practiced rap form.

Laura B Writing in the Shadows's avatar

Perfect! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Darby Jones's avatar

Zimmer ... I gotta admit, I had my doubts but this one sealed the deal. You're in my hall of fame now. I didn't even have a HOF until just now, but I just made it up ... for you. You're the first ;)

Justin Zimmer's avatar

I'm honored to be among giants all by myself.

Leo thee Lemon's avatar

I think I need a chicken sandwich for research purposes now. what a delicious rap song.